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alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

#Sent from my iPhone

nagato316:

thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

COMING SUMMER 20xx…

Avengers: What’s The Sitch?

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

y0ungvolcano:

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

I love that his Instagram username is vp.

y0ungvolcano:

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

I love that his Instagram username is vp.

(Source: shebegb)

bluewindsummer:

priorities

nevver:

*Nobody has actually ever died in Indiana

nevver:

*Nobody has actually ever died in Indiana

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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incurable-insomnia:

QI rewatch: Gardens

So this happened at Subway the other day

  • Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
  • Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
  • Me: Um... John Green.
  • Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
  • Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
  • Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.